Found this on a forum I frequent. Thought it was a hilarious read.
My girlfriend and I are having some huge relationship troubles, and I just spent 90 minutes typing out an insanely long message to her because I couldn't otherwise convey my feelings properly like if I had to speak it out, and this was hugely important what I wrote, and when I clicked Send, it said the message was sent, but it is not in my Sent box, even though another message I sent to a friend 2 minutes later is in the Sent box.
If I have to go through the trauma of typing that all over again, I am going to drive across the country to California, and I am going to murder Tom in his sleep.
