Found this warning when describing the upcoming Escape to Miami triathlon. This is humorous.
Warning: The swim can be a difficult trek because currents and wind can aggrevate the calm waters of Biscayne Bay and part of the course does traverse the Intra Coastal Waterway - many triathletes do not make the swim cut-off. In addition, we must warn you that the bike can also be a challenging ride because of winds that normally come from the east or wip off of the bay. And the run is also nothing to take for granted, as it also has an incline and limited shade. There is a reason why some triathletes have referred to this as the hardest triathlon they have ever done (some have said it is as hard as a half iron distance race).
Seriously, why would you want to subject yourself to this?
